Sometime's he's an owl, or a bird, and when we were out at sea he had to be an octopus which was pretty cool??
[ This is not the question Olivia asked but this is the answer she's getting, apparently. ]
Ummm not really, 'cause I'm really good at taking care of them! They're very well trained and stuff, too. [ This is a lie Jester is mediocre at best and her pets are saints. ]
I think you'd like a cat!! Or maybe even a rabbit, though you can't really take rabbits with you because they're like, really nervous. If you want a really cool pet you can get a snake. Or a lizard!! My friend had an owl once but he was super grumpy all the time so I'd avoid those, maybe.
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[ If Jester happens to have a photo saved... she's curious... ]
I've not seen such domesticated creatures before. Are they difficult to keep?
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[ This is not the question Olivia asked but this is the answer she's getting, apparently. ]
Ummm not really, 'cause I'm really good at taking care of them! They're very well trained and stuff, too. [ This is a lie Jester is mediocre at best and her pets are saints. ]
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That's very admirable. They must enjoy your care and company.
[ pepehm ]
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I am pretty great. [ Jester..... ] Do you have any pets??
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No, I have no need of them.
[ Hopefully she won't be offended by such a statement, though Olivia of course wouldn't even understand if she were... ]
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Except they can't really talk to you, I guess.
If you had a pet— what would you get? [ Did u know she is very persuasive, too. ]
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[ Does not... compute... ]
I've never given it much thought. Have you any suggestions?
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[ Hm. ]
Hmmmmm
I think you'd like a cat!! Or maybe even a rabbit, though you can't really take rabbits with you because they're like, really nervous. If you want a really cool pet you can get a snake. Or a lizard!! My friend had an owl once but he was super grumpy all the time so I'd avoid those, maybe.
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[ Hm. ]
I will take these into consideration. Thank you.
[ (Disclaimer: She has no intention of actually raising another creature..........) ]
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So if you pet a soft thing you're happy, and your pet is happy 'cause you're petting them and it feels nice! It's pretty great.
I can let you pet Sprinkles the next time we see each other!! [ This conversation is out of control. ]
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I'd like that very much.
[ Probably? If she insists... ]
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He's very soft and fluffy!! And he doesn't bite, I promise.
Next time, then!!